Happy Reunion Festival! You said you like Ye Zun redemption. I hope you enjoy my ridiculous take on it.

The Secret's In The (Bacon Cream) Sauce
T Rating - No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Ye Zun & Zhao Yunlan; Shen Wei/Zhao Yunlan
Summary: Ye Zun breaks into Shen Wei's apartment and gets caught by Zhao Yunlan. A dinner invitation is offered. A war is averted.